
Paris Hilton announced that: "In the spirit of
An Inconvenient Truth and, like, to save the
enviroplanet", she is going to "completely
recycle herself and come back as a fake model of myself."
The new model will run on solar energy
and consume no carbon and require virtually no maintenance.
"Ever since I saw Futureworld I've wanted to be really fake
and could never seem to quite get there." says Paris.
Rumors about hot shot Hollywood celebs getting recycled abound.
Kattie Holmes was said to have been recycled before her marriage
to Tom Cruise. Demi Moore before wedding Ashton Kutcher.
And many have thought that Faye Dunaway was the first star to
go green by becoming a model of herself. For years power circles
in Tinseltown have known Dunaway was originally recycled during
her film 'The Eyes of Laura Mars" and has been recycled
several times since.
Paris intends to donate what remains of
her body to science after the recycling process.