PROJECT DRILL AWAY: New Bravo Network Show Featuring Lady Sarah Palin

Photo Credit/Source: Ryan McFarland


Lady Sarah Palin is to star as judge in a new BRAVO TV show called Project Drill Away! The show will focus on a group of sexy Alaskan Oil Workers who compete to see how much oil they can find in new areas of the arctic refuge. The contestants will also compete to see how many animals they can trap to make fur hats and coats with and how many moose they can shoot while flying in helicopters. Bill O'reilly will guest judge along with Danny Bonaduce and Karl Rove.

The Mud Room Of The Future: The Jet Pack Room

In the old days one needed room near the door to put a musket, the boots you made out of the skin of an animal you killed yourself, perhaps those snow shoes you made yourself so you could get out of the house before spring to get some grain at the local general store which was ten miles away through difficult territory. If one was wealthy enough one would eventually have a covered porch or make an entry way or foyer or a room that became known as a “mud room”.

The concept of Mud Room morphed a bit since the early days but has remained fairly similar. Now we need a mud room to hang our coats, put our galoshes and umbrellas, our skis in winter, tennis rackets, roller blades, ice skates, perhaps golf clubs in summer.

But does everyone realize what the new necessary accoutrement is going to be to put in the mud room? That all purpose in out I’m using the stuff all the time storage room between the front door and the house, often times between the garage and the house?

A Jet Pack. That’s right. Yes I know you are thinking the Jet Pack might be more appropriate for the garage and has no place in a mud room. But I don’t think so. I really see Jet Pack’s as a mud room kind of thing. Maybe Mud rooms will become Jet Pack Rooms. Or there can be a designated Jet Pack area in the Mud Room. You can hang them near your coats above the pile of boots. Those folks on the higher end of income will surely have a Jet Pack room in addition to the Mud Room just like they have walk in his AND hers closets.

You think this is a fantasy? No way. Jet Packs were originally conceived in the 1950’s. In the 1960’s we had Johnny Quest and The Jetsons and although cartoons somehow we imagined that cool futuristic things like that could happen. We landed on the moon didn’t we? But somewhere between the 1960’s and now we seemed to have lost touch with that whole idea of fantasy becoming reality. . We couldn’t possibly fly our cars in the air or pop on a jet back to fly in and visit our in laws in the town next door. We still think electric cars are a new thing.

It’s time to stop doubting the fantasy. Color TV was magic. Now Flat Screens are taken for granted. There is a Jet Pack in your future. Even if you have to put it in the old Mud Room it’s going to happen. Move over the flannel shirt with the IPOD in it, the titanium feather light ski poles. We need room for little Sally’s new hot pink Jet Pack. You know the one you’re giving her for her next Birthday.

Eco Friendly Uses for Organic Vodka Every Day of the Week

1) Increase Consumption of Cancer Fighting Tomato juice
A Bloody Mary a day keeps the Doctor away!
At least that's what my dad said before
dying in that car accident.
Jazz up the V8 and live longer.


2) Quiet Your Annoying sniffling Kid at Night
If you run out of Baby Nyquil one
night why spend gas money
going to Rite Aid before the next day?
Cut down on your carbon footprint
by using that bottle you always
have on hand. Vodka will keep any pesky
baby quiet all night in a happy slumber.
How do you think the Soviets survived
influenza in communal apartments?

3) Save a bad marriage
Helps any bad marriage last longer
than it should. Stay married the old fashioned
way and have a martini
before you even get home after work.

4) Clean Your Water Pipe
Or other glassware in the home...Vodka sterilizes
everything. Get a little pocket bottle so you
can sterilize in the car in
an alley, whenever you are on the run!

5) Wash wine stains out of your new white couch
Yes - Vodka is a miracle fabric cleaner.
After that next blur of a party just pour
some Giorgi on your couch and rub off the
wine stain with some recycled paper towels.
Forget about the toxic Fabreeze too.
There's nothing sweeter than the smell
of Vodka when you want to lie down and
chill in front of the flat screen.


6) Practice Your Russian
Studies have shown that drinking shots
of Vodka increases aptitude for Slavic
languages. Go for it comrade!
Drink up. Soon you'll be
starting Green Drinks, Moscow, and
speaking Russian like Vladimir Putin.

7) Lower Blood Pressure by Increased Procrastination
Nothing works better than a wasted evening and a
good hangover to put off those
stressful work things you know you need
to get done. Stop having a heart attack trying
to climb and claw your way to the top of
the heap 24/7. Have a double, put your
feet up and watch all the other rats racing
on the treadmills and having
nervous breakdowns and divorces because
they work too much. And for Health's sake -
Don't forget the fair trade organic
olives and the twist.

It's All Happening

Above picture from Worldsnest, New Mexico


It's All Happening

In the 1976 film Network, TV newscaster character Howard Beale utters "I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to Take this anymore " after a news report about OPEC.. This strikes a chord with current events. Beale’s angry passion, eloquent clarity and sense of purpose is still needed today to combat the entrenched way of thinking by consumers, and old industries afraid of losing market share.

Network and the 1970's oil crisis brings up another one of my favorite films, "Ground Hog Day" where Bill Murray keeps waking up the same day It's hard to not think the world keeps going to sleep and waking up the same day when one knows that the Peak Oil crisis was predicted in 1956 by M King Hubbert who was shunned and taken as seriously as a Ground Hog predicting the weather. (If you have not seen the film Crude Awakening you should run out and rent it.)

Despite how much I feel the rage of Howard Beale I don't want to end up sticking my head out the window and screaming "I am Mad As Hell And I’m not going to take this anymore." Don't get me wrong, I am mad as hell. Mad that people building expensive homes don’t make them net zero energy users, spend $50,000 renovating kitchens or building pools but say they can not afford solar panels. That naysayers proclaim that getting off oil and coal and investing in renewable energy is going to bankrupt this country while not having a problem with subsidizing ethanol, oil and proposing subsidies for the nuclear industry to the tune of billions of dollars. In the end, though, I am not really mad as hell.

Another favorite film,"Almost Famous",.about a teenage journalist in the 60’s who goes on the road with a rock band and falls in love with the character Penny Lane, who tells him "It is All Happening" , as if the creative forces of the universe were coming together just for them. Yes Penny Lane “It is All Happening” The universe is cracking open just for us.

T Boone Pickens went from oil man to wind man, the Terminator Republican Gov Arnold Schwarzenegger is a total greenie. People have retrofitted Plug In Hybrid Prius’ that get over 100 miles a gallon, built there own solar powered cars live in homes that generate more energy than they consume. Thin Film solar PV is being made that prints out on a printer. There’s solar paint, a disco in England that generates electricity by people dancing on a dance floor, a city being built in Abu Dhabi that will generate 100% of it’s own energy renewably and have no waste, a futuristic off the grid compound in New Mexico called Worldsnest that makes it’s own hydrogen for it’s hydrogen fuel station..

And hey – if I was a Ground Hog I would stick my head out of the hole and say “Spring is Coming Early This Year.”

OUT GORING GORE

It's refreshing to see Al G out there promoting the idea that we can make the majority of our energy with non carbon sources in the not too distant future. It's refreshing to hear this as opposed to the energy camp that keeps saying powering ourselves with renewable energy any time in the imaginable future is impossible. And most people are just sitting on the sidelines while Gore becomes the defacto green cheerleader who can say what he wants because he does not need to get elected.

Whatever happened to the idea of manifesting destiny and the whole pioneering ideal that anything was possible despite the difficulties and sacrifices one must make to get where you want to go? Clearly the settlers that took over North America did not sit around and say that crossing the ocean in tiny wooden ships or going across hostile, dangerous, un chartered territory was going to stop them from anything. They didn't sit around and worry about going bankrupt and how hard everything was. They just got in their damn ships and wagons or on horses and took off knowing that it was better to die trying than sit at home and let some other country or clan or company do something, every doubter said was impossible, before anyone else could.

Thanks Al G for not getting elected President. Thanks for letting George W screw everything up even worse than it was before. I'm not saying the problems we are having is a Republican problem and that the Democrats have all the solutions. The California Governator Shwartzenegger is a Republican and look what he has done to lead California into a bright green energy future.

As they used to say during the first Internet boom in early 1990's - there is paradigm shift going on. There were even people who doubted that the Internet would actually make money. Remember the first net boom and how it crashed and how all the naysayers said - see it was all just an illusion? But look at the Internet now. After the hiccup of it's initial success the Internet has almost become our life and its not just a part of it.

And same goes for all the renewable energy technology that lots of people say is not really going to happen any time soon in the near future. Sure some of the technologies may go belly up and some of the ideas and companies will fade away.

But just like how the Internet is here to stay after being brought into question, the same will be for the amazing new energy technology being developed now.

It's time for someone to come on the scene and out Gore Gore. The world would have been less interesting if we had Daniel Boone without Wild Bill. The Pilgrims in New England without the French in the Bayou. Bill Gates without Steve Jobs. Apple without Microsoft. Yahoo without Google.

You get the picture. Don't we need more than one green cheer leader?

Come on all you politicos out there who have something to say. Do you have what it takes to out Gore Gore? The more Gore the better.

Hiding in Plain Sight

Copyright Yasu and P Mac G 2008

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Paris Hilton Goes Green By Recycling Herself

Paris Hilton announced that: "In the spirit of
An Inconvenient Truth and, like, to save the
enviroplanet", she is going to "completely
recycle herself and come back as a fake model of myself."

The new model will run on solar energy
and consume no carbon and require virtually no maintenance.

"Ever since I saw Futureworld I've wanted to be really fake
and could never seem to quite get there." says Paris.

Rumors about hot shot Hollywood celebs getting recycled abound.

Kattie Holmes was said to have been recycled before her marriage
to Tom Cruise. Demi Moore before wedding Ashton Kutcher.
And many have thought that Faye Dunaway was the first star to
go green by becoming a model of herself. For years power circles
in Tinseltown have known Dunaway was originally recycled during
her film 'The Eyes of Laura Mars" and has been recycled
several times since.

Paris intends to donate what remains of
her body to science after the recycling process.

Pockets of Ancient Sunlight

Canaries In Our Own Coal Mine
We Think We've been around a long time





But if the history of the world was summed up in a day
The Human Race has been here 15 minutes





Clever Boys and Girls Knowing How To
Steal Pockets of Ancient Sunlight

NO MORE ECO WINE GUILT

BUY LOCAL BUT DON'T GIVE UP FOREIGN GOODIES OUT OF CARBON GUILT

There's a lot of talk lately about off setting one's carbon footprint and being sustainable by buying local products. The buy only local food movement is called Localvore. In this vein, a recent posting on Planet Green titled "Bask in the Warm Glow of Wine, Without Warming the Globe" asked consumers to question retailers about how the wine was shipped and urged them to buy only locally produced wine if possible.

Well, I don't live in a wine region and the few local wines available are in general more expensive then something good from Argentina or Chile and with the slim selection and price tag it's not a reasonable option.

The "wine guilt" article even highlighted a web site called DrVino.com that showed wine drinkers how to map out a carbon footprint for a bottle of wine.

I for one am not going to give up Australian Shiraz anytime in the near future.

And I am not going to stop buying French wine when I want it or Avocados from Mexico or flowers from South America for that matter. Or a TV from China.

Let's be realistic: we should not stop all international trade because there are problems with the way transportation is working now. Does the whole world really want to stop buying and enjoying products from far off places? Isn't one great thing about globalization that we can experience and enjoy other cultures by eating their cuisine, drinking their wine, wearing their clothes, watching their movies, listening to their music, reading their books and benefiting from their indigenous wisdom and new technology?

Here's a few comments about carbon guilt trips:

*Do buy as much local produce as you can and join a local CSA if possible. This is a fantastic idea and it preserves local farmland. But don't feel guilty about buying cheese from Europe or fruit and vegetables from other countries. (Or buying sexy underwear from Asia)

*Packaging Does Matter. If you can buy foreign wine in a box do it. Don't be a snob and worry about sniffing the cork or drooling over some fancy bottle. It's the wine inside that counts and drinking out of a box does not mean you are trailer trash.

*Look at How you can reduce your own carbon footprint at home and in the kind of car you might buy in the future. You can drink Wine from wherever you want - but if you buy another hummer and build a 4,000 sf house without renewable energy I will take you on for that.

*And yes, if you can buy foreign products that are fair trade and produced sustainably do that. I'm not stopping to sip my African Morning Blend java but will try and get my coffee from a company that pays a fair wage and doesn't screw over the local coffee bean growing population to get me my caffeine jolt in the morning.

*Support renewable fuels and technology or just start educating yourself about the issue. The sooner we get all those nasty oil tankers off our seas the sooner all ships and planes and trains and trucks used in transport will be powered by fuel cells or other renewable resources like the sun and wind.

GAY BASHING AND GLOBAL WARMING

GAY BASHING AND GLOBAL WARMING:
Why Social Climate in Gay Rights Mirrors Perception of Global Climate Change

Out of sight. Out of mind. That's what the U.S. military calls accepting gays in the military. We don't see them. They don't exist. We're okay with the problem not existing.

Doesn't this sound much like what lots of people
think about Global Warming and getting off oil? I don't see drowning Polar Bears or rising sea levels so I can just put the notion out of my head, hop in my gas guzzling SUV and go see the last Hollywood flick about the war in Iraq that also does not exist. (But it looks so good when those hot hunks that all look like they are in a Calvin Klein underwear ad take their shirts off in the desert)

And surely there's no gay folk over there fighting in Iraq cause they
don't exist either.

So my point is - if we let ourselves be in denial about or passively accept one thing (like Gay Bashing for instance) it might just help us be in denial about something else. (Global Warming and The War in Iraq maybe?)

Oklahoma State Legislator Sally Kern can give you a good glimpse about how America still accepts either blatantly or passively open gay bashing. If you have not heard Kern's recent diatribe you need to hear it now. She says gay people are worse than terrorists and are a bigger thereat to America. (I guess she means all of us gays should all be killed because that's what our country is supposed to be doing in Iraq, killing terrorists)

Here's a link to a video that viraled on YouTube in response to the Oklahona Legislator's anti gay diatribe. .

Watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFxk7glmMbo

Think if all those trillions of dollars we are spending in Iraq were put into research for renewable energy technology. We wouldn't so desperately need all of that oil.

It's time to stop being out of sight out of mind about a lot of things. I have read psychologists who say that being in denial is often a coping mechanism. Well, I don't know about you. But I am not sure if I can cope much longer.

Gays aren't terrorists. The War is totally screwed up on a magnitude so large it is truly scary. And all of us black, yellow, white, gay, straight, Muslim, Jew, Atheist, whatever, better figure out how to fix the problem of how we are addicted to old behavior and clinging to prejudiced notions from the past that are destroying our planet.

Yesterday at Columbia University NYC

On A Campus Building a Quote:

"Speak to the Earth And It Shall Teach Thee"

It's All About the Grid

You know it's all about the Grid.

It's all about who controls the power and the means of transmission of that power.

The good thing about what is going on now in terms of renewable energy is that it has the possibility of decentralizing the generation of power and the transmission of it. The famous but not nearly famous enough scientist Niloka Tesla was around when the Electrical Grid Started and was instrumental in getting it possible in the first place.

Ironically his goal was to centralize and then let it out to the world in a world wide web that would be free for everyone to use. Maybe we should call Nikola Tesla the real Father of the Internet.

The following article by my friend E.D. Faraday sheds some light on Tesla and gets one thinking about where the Grid is headed today.


LEGEND IN LIGHT

Peserving the (Almost) Lost Long Island History of Electrical Genius Nikola Tesla
by Edward Dylan Faraday

Originally Published in canvas Magazine on Long Island January 2007 (http://www.canvasli.com/ )

Lying in ruins off Route 25A in Shoreham, N.Y. is the former laboratory of Nikola Tesla, forgotten father of modern electricity, radio and wireless communications. With an astonishing career of more than 700 patents, including a 1928 flying machine that was a combination airplane and helicopter, Tesla literally lit up the world—and airwaves—with his genius.

After immigrating to America from Serbia in 1884, Tesla developed a system of alternating current electricity, which was later sold to George Westinghouse and became the de facto standard when Thomas Edison’s direct current system was proven less practical in its ability to transmit power over long distances.

At the turn of the century, Tesla proclaimed a vision of creating the first worldwide wireless broadcasting system. Borrowing money from banker JP Morgan, Tesla bought land on the cliffs of Long Island Sound at a site called Wardenclyffe, and in 1902 he commissioned architect Stanford White, who made his own home at Box Hill in St. James, N.Y., to build a stately brick laboratory with a magnificent 187-foot tower crowned by a spaceship-like steel sphere. There was even a private track spur off of the LIRR track that went directly to the Wardenclyffe laboratory.

Tesla’s dream, which seemed like science fiction at the time, was to use the tower to broadcast news, stock market reports, and private messages across the ocean. He proclaimed to Morgan, “When wireless is fully applied, the Earth will be converted into a huge brain, capable of response in every one of its parts.”What Tesla did not tell Morgan was that he also planned to transmit electricity from his tower to the whole world, without wires, using the ionosphere, which is the air mass surrounding the Earth.

So why is Tesla the genius you’ve never heard about? And why is his former laboratory, built by one of America’s most celebrated architects, lying in ruins as a designated hazardous waste disposal site in Shoreham, N.Y.?

The demise of the Tesla tower starts with Tesla himself. After inventing alternating current electricity and helping enable America and the world to electrify, Tesla’s life kept taking downward turns. Conspiracy theorists think his dreams of broadcasting free electricity throughout the world without wires was the start of his misfortune, since wealthy oligarchs who controlled the electrical grid would not have been able to profit if they did not control the means of transmission.

While Tesla remained productive long after his failed Shoreham project, he became increasingly alienated from the outside world. Many of his ideas seemed too fantastic at the time. At one point he even claimed to have received radio messages from aliens in space. He died, destitute, of heart failure in 1943. It was only after his death that the U.S. Supreme Court upheld Tesla’s patent that recognized him as the inventor of radio.

Immediately after his death, Tesla’s personal papers disappeared and it was later discovered that J. Edgar Hoover instructed the FBI’s Office of Alien Property to seize and classify them top secret despite the fact that Tesla held U.S. citizenship.

Wardenclyffe Tower, never finished after Tesla lost the financial support of Morgan, was eventually seized by creditors and torn down in 1917. The Shoreham laboratory then went through a series of owners, including RCA and Peerless Photo Products. Then after 60 years of industrial activity, the site was declared a hazardous waste site and decommissioned.

Yet, Tesla’s Long Island legacy may soon be restored.

In 1997, New York Governor George Pataki and New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani proclaimed July 10 Nikola Tesla Day and Friends of Science East in Shoreham, N.Y., and other Tesla-related organizations are attempting to restore and designate the laboratory a National Historic Landmark.

The first phase of hazardous waste cleanup at the lab site has already been finished and it has been reported that Mortsel, Belgium-based AGFA, which now owns the site, has expressed interest in donating all or part of the 16-acre site to establish a Tesla Museum.

HELP SAVE TESLA’S LAB

If you would like to voice your support, please send an e-mail to teslamuseum@canvasli.com. We will forward your e-mails to Long Island officials to make your voice heard.

For more information, contact the following organizations:
Tesla Memorial Society of New YorkP.O. Box 863867Ridgewood, NY 11386
(718) 417 5102
teslasociety@aol.comwww.TeslaSociety.com

Friends of Science East, Inc.P.O. Box 552 Shoreham, NY 11786 (631) 929-8685teslamuseum@hotmail.com Tesla Wardenclyffe Project, Inc.P.O. Box 8041Breckenridge, CO 80424-8041(970) 453-9293
info@teslascience.org

Paul's Post on GreenBuildingsNYC.com about Margaret Lydecker and Green Drinks NYC

Bring It On: Green Drinks Chapters Battle for World’s Biggest
Green Cocktail Party

By Paul McGinniss

February 25th, 2008 •

It’s never been about the number of people, getting credit for beating somebody else in business, or winning a game for Margaret Lydecker, founder of Green Drinks NYC. It’s all about being true to herself and bringing disconnected people together to talk about the state of the world and finding ways to lead a more sustainable life, while at the same time not cutting back on the good times. But, like other genuine and passionate people who don’t set out to be famous, Margaret nevertheless finds herself at the center of a magnificent chain of energy that has spiraled out across the world.

Last fall, Margaret thought that she could rest on her laurels after hosting the biggest Green Drinks International gathering since the founding of Green Drinks in London in 1989. Almost 1,000 people showed up at her Green Drinks NYC Holiday Party back in December- a record number for the international organization which now has regular gatherings at chapters on every continent and in over 200 cities around the globe.

Sorry, New York. Damien Melotte in Melbourne, Australia recently emailed Margaret to tell her that 1,817 people came to the Green Drinks Melbourne bash that just took place on February 15. Melotte, who chairs an organization called ecoresonance.org, signed off his email to Margaret by asking her to “bring it on.” I recently had brunch with Margaret at a coffee shop in Union Square and wasn’t surprised to find out that she’s planning on putting her party hat back on, fighting back, and showing the folks down under that New York City has no intention of bowing down.

As a major part of her green battle plan, Margaret told me that she just opened up the first official Green Drinks Chapter Office anywhere in the world. Located between Chinatown and Little Italy in New York City, her officemates include Deep Green Living and YRG Sustainability Consultants. Margaret has also hired an assistant, Sarah Butsch, to help launch a top secret project that will surely get her back to being the Queen of Green and show Mr. Melotte that she’s not one to rest on her green laurels.

“Green Drinks International Phenomena- that’s what I call it,” Margaret says. “It’s not Green Drinks International Corporation. One thousand people. Two thousand. I love what they’re doing in Melbourne, Munich, South Africa, and Beijing. It’s all about sharing and spreading the positive energy that’s coming out of this. It’s a fabulously healthy competition we have going. It’s all about bringing it on.”

If you’re not on her list already, make sure to email Margaret at nycgreendrinks@gmail.com and come to her next Green Drinks NYC event. Let’s show Melbourne what we’re made of!

canvas Magazine article February 2008

Healthy Home: Radiant Floors

This eco-friendly heating system gains popularity as new technology reinvents an ancient practice.

by Paul McGinniss

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There’s a reason why in Korea and other Asian countries people stay so close to the ground, literally sitting on pillows or mats set on the floor. And have you ever noticed when you see ancient Romans portrayed in movies they always seem to be lounging on low beds or on the floor, reclining on lots of luxurious pillows? You’d think with massive stone interiors so common in ancient times those people would be freezing. But in fact, they weren’t cold because since Roman times, different cultures have figured out how to heat their floors and walls from below.

Romans called their under-floor heating systems “hypocausts,” and even heated indoor pools in posh bathhouses. In Korea, the under-floor heating system was called ondol, literally meaning “warm stone.” The Korean and Roman systems were similar: Heat from stone fireplaces and stoves below the living-area floor circulated through vents and ducts under the floor and behind walls, warming them and radiating into the room. Hot air or steam from the fires eventually vented through chimneys at the corners of the rooms.

The idea of heated floors is relatively new in America, and was first introduced here by Frank Lloyd Wright, who discovered the Korean ondol concept while in Japan designing the Tokyo Imperial Hotel in the 1920s. Wright brought Asian-inspired under-floor heating to America, but with a twist, by inventing hydronic radiant flooring. He designed a system to run hot water heated from a natural-gas boiler through metal pipes that were embedded in concrete fl oors.

Radiant floors are finally catching on in the U.S., as improvements since Wright have made the method much more reliable. Now the heated water is not run through copper or other metal pipes, which are more likely to leak and harder to install, but through PEX, a sturdy but flexible plastic that some plumbers now use to plumb an entire house.

PEX was introduced in the 1970s in Sweden by one of the world’s oldest plumbing and piping companies, Wirsbo, founded in 1620. The material is now used in the majority of radiant systems, and is the reason why radiant flooring is increasing in popularity. PEX tubes are inexpensive, easier to install than metal, and last a long time without the need for any maintenance.

What you Need to Know
Many different flooring options are possible with radiant heat. There’s a lot of misconception about what floors work best over radiant heat; the bottom line is many floor types work perfectly fine if they are installed correctly and the system design takes them into account. Some flooring materials are more efficient in radiating and holding the heat than others, but you do not have to feel limited. If a contractor tries to tell you that you cannot use radiant heat in a material you might prefer—wood instead of poured concrete, for instance—then find a contractor who is able to work with your preferred flooring, because chances are it can be done. Floor choices that can be coupled with radiant floors include marmoleum, tile, wood, bamboo, cement, and stone.

Radiant tubing can be put over the sub floor, under the sub floor, or be incorporated into the sub floor itself. Most new homes have the radiant tubes installed over the sub floor, or within the sub floor as part of panelized radiant sub-floor panels. With a renovation of an older home, it might not be possible to easily replace the floor and sub floor, or put the tubes above a sub floor, so often the tubes can be installed underneath the sub floor from the basement or room below.

Choose the right power source to heat the radiant floors. Just as without radiant heating, there are many options on how to heat the water that is used in the home. The heat source could be a conventional water heater that uses propane, natural gas, or electricity; or even better, you could get a geothermal heat pump or solar water heater to do the job.

Here are a few ideas on how to get the hot water you need:

• The simplest option is to get a super-high-efficiency boiler such as a condensing hot water boiler. These are more than 90 percent efficient and well worth the upgrade.
• If you want to go even greener, you can install a solar hot-water heater to run hot water through the tubes under the floor. You can also use some of that hot water you get from the solar roof panels for your hot-water heating in general. You’ll still need a back-up hot-water heater, but it’s pretty affordable and saves energy.
• An even more ecologically responsible option is a geothermal heat pump to generate the energy you need for hot water. Better yet is to add a solar PV system to offset the electric use of the geothermal heat pump. With this kind of combined system you can get radiant heated floors and a home that might reach zero net-energy use.

An Old Friend's Husband Died of Cancer

She still lived in the Washington, D.C. area. Her name was Maurgerite but we called her Bambi. Her husband Mark who died who I never knew called her Meg. She was like that. She could have different names but they all seemed to capture her.

Bambi was the heart of the 107 Zimmerman constellation. Zimmerman was a dorm at Catholic University in Washington, D.C. where we went to school in the late 70's. Suite 107 became a mini commune of sorts, us renegade folks finding each other and caught between the 60's and the 80's, who thought College was not about getting a degree but figuring out what was going on, how we felt about ourselves, each other and the world around us.

We were not all focused on getting big jobs and internships but focused on how to unwind the first part of our lives so we could start to weave it back together again the way we wanted.

We thought we were so trapped back then but looking back we were more free then we were since probably. The weight of the world and adult hood weighing us down now like all the plastic we can't figure out what to do with so we just bury it somewhere or let in float in the ocean and hope it will go away.

Now we have to be concerned and focused and get the job done. We have no choice. The 70's blur is gone and the go go 80's are never coming back either.

So why am I telling you all this?

It's funny because I have not seen Bambi in almost 25 years. I didn't know anything about Mark who came out of a long remission and then got sick again and died. I know all this because incredible Julie, another friend from School, googled me and found me on the internet via another college friend, Chris. Julie suggested I email Bambi and say hello and she told me her husband was ill.

I emailed Bambi and she emails me back at 5 am saying her husband just died. Amidst telling me some of the fragments of her life that I knew nothing about Bambi tells me that her husband Mark worked at the Congressional Research Service in Washington, DC. He was considered the go to guy for anything about toxic and solid waste. They called him the super fund guy and he advised congress on these issues for many years.

When the Bambster told me this I thought how behind the veil of separation and not seeing something there has to be some link or chain that still connects us.

I told Bambi that sometimes people refer to me as the go to guy for green stuff and that one of my latest obsessions was that almost all of the garbage from NYC office buildings is thrown into a landfill and it really pisses me off.

So Bambi writes in the email today when she was telling me about all the funeral arrangements for Mark that it disgusts her that so many offices just leave the computers on all night and what a waste of energy that was.

She also told me her son had the same name as me and while I know that this has nothing to do with me and my platonic friendship with her decades ago it made me feel good that there was a kid with my name who had a mother who told him to turn his computer off at night and whose dad who just died was the go to super fund guy.

And I thought next time the Solar Decathlon happens on the Mall in Washington D.C. that Bambi and her son and me should all go see the houses entered into the Solar Decathlon which are built as an exhibit on the Mall. And we will talk about Mark the go to guy and 107 Zimmerman, the Moody Blues, and how to put a solar hydrogen system onto a house.

FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT

Plastic Flowers Found to be More Real Than Real Flowers


Scientists on the Green Washing Committee at the Plastic Fantastic Council of America (PFCA) recently discovered that plastic flowers are more real than those grown in greenhouses organically.

The report called for more Asian plastic flower imports and the banning of natural flowers coming into the country from South and Central America, flowers that are reportedly laden with harmful pesticides and cocaine dust.

The PFCA did also say in a separate press release that they are working with Community Supported Agricultural Farms across America to encourage local flower growing, as long as the farmers given support package the flowers in a new bio plastic they are developing made out of recycled plastic flowers and a mixture of bio oils coming from fast food restaurants at the local mall.

Primary Politics

GUANTANAMO GOES GREEN
Report From The Office Of Greener Homeland Security

Not to be out done by the inconvenient truth of Al Gore's environmental activism, President Bush, in preparation of polishing his legacy, has announced plans to green Guantanomo base in Cuba has part of what the administration calls "a spring house cleaning. " Beltway insiders already applaud the fact that the new CIA headquarters in Virginia has been given LEED status by the USGBC, the coveted green certification that endorses sustainable building.

The foreign bases will not however seek the USGBC's LEED certification despite the fact that LEED is now spreading to places like China and India. The Office For Greener Homeland Security has stated in a recent press release: "From now on we intend to seek our own private Green Certification for all facilities, for all War on Terror prisons, whether they be secret or not. The new secret certification system is called Green Water."

These soon to be green facilities will include detention centers and other secret and not so secret compounds in Europe, The Middle East, Asia as well as the United States.

The Office For Greener Homeland Security's report went on to say "Due to security risks we are not able to seek official LEED certification as part of the U.S. Green Building Council's LEED program, but we have set up our internal green building guidelines using the USGBC's program as a model."

When asked about specific changes that will be made to war on terror facilities around the globe to make them more green and sustainable, an official stated: "Kitchens will be outfitted with Solar Ovens to start. And all prison informs will be made with organic cotton. Believe it or not, we have actually gotten a lot of support from detainees. If they have to rot in jail for the rest of their lives, they might as well help save the planet from self destruction"

Thank You Ellen Levin: Long Live Agit Art

I was walking up Columbus Avenue on the Upper West Side of Manhattan the other day and inside the windows of the ubiquitous free newspaper and Learning Annex catalog stands on each corner of the street I saw the above sign. The signs went on for a few blocks and I could not help myself from taking one as they were so brilliant and I have somewhat of an addiction to works on paper, specifically of a political or (anti) social activist nature. (Okay, I lied - I took more than one "America For Sale" because I felt like I was witnessing true art history and I wanted all those mementos of the moment for myself)

At first I did not think this for sale sign said what it said. Then I looked again and I instantly fell in love with it. On the back it says it's from something called a "protest series" called America For Sale by Ellen Levin. I'm not sure who Ellen is but thanks. Ellen.

What I get from the piece is that Americans need to stop thinking they can buy their happiness by consuming cheap goods that we buy from overseas sources that deliver the lowest common denominator. We all need to get on board with the "cradle to cradle" concept and know what we are buying and all that it entails.

Have we become a third world country now because of our shortsightedness and wide spread demand for instant pleasure and instant profit?

We're all to blame: lazy consumers, money hungry manufacturers, the politicians who will say anything to get elected and take money from just about anyone.

Maybe the next agit art street art sign Ellen Levin will make is AMERICA: SOLD!

When Was the Last Time You Heard a Solar Panel
dumped 4.5 million galls of oil
into one of America's harbors?

Sometimes bright ideas are just that.

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New Green Blog Pokes Fun at Green World While Delivering Real News & Advocacy

It's called MrGreenie. His tag line is "It's a Green World. You might as well Rant with it"

MrGreenie.com just launched and it is a web site anyone interested in the green world should check out. An unusual but effective (disaffected?) combination of real news, commentary with blatant attitude, fake green news and excellent cartoons, MrGreenie takes you to a place unlike any other.

MrGreenie is a bid mad. Mad and Mad. The Onion meets Grist or TreeHugger meets Mad Magazine. We skyped with the anonymous blogger. He refuses to go public with his identity he said "Unless you invite me out for a drink. Better yet, let's meet at the next Green Drinks and then you can take me out to dinner and I'll show you my real passport."

Inspired by other web sites and green advocates, MrGreenie is one man's take on all things green. Deliberately uncensored in terms of style and content. "I can't help be myself" said MrGreenie "One day I might want to write a about a real issue like recycling in NYC or write a travel column and the next day I might feel like making fun of something or commenting about some experience I had that I needed to vent about."

Indeed the web site is somewhat schizophrenic but it somehow works because the writing is so raw and good. There is a deliberate lack of design. The background color and format make you feel like you are looking in an old brown paper journal where someone traveling around with a backpack would jot things down hurriedly on a train or bus.

"I know lots of the other big green bloggers out there now. At first I thought I was completely insane for trying to blend the real with the surreal but then I thought, who cares? If I fall flat on my face it wouldn't be the end of the world. The world is doing enough to speed up our mutual destruction. There's no need for me to worry about that."

FUTURE WORLD IS NOW

MrGreenies Travel Guide to the Green World

New Mexico Here We Come

There's a lot of talk out now about eco travel. But what exactly is Eco Travel? Is it increasing your carbon footprint by flying to Costa Rica (with the thousands of other people), to look at wild life in a preserve that had to be preserved because so many people like you were going there to see the nature in it's pure form?

That kind of eco traveling some how seems like a self defeating kind of green adventure. It almost makes me want to turn into a hermit who never left his hometown and listen to the Moody Blues sing "Thinking Is the Best Way to Travel"

Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not a green washer but hardly a green fanatic either. I'd love to go to Costa Rica asap and I promise to seek out the most eco friendly place to stay. The closest I have ever been to Costa Rica was the pacific coast of Oaxaca, Mexico. Near where they filmed the movie "Y Tu Mama Tambien" . I want to go back desperately because the little surfer town I stayed in for a month without leaving once was so fantastic. I don't want to tell you about it because if I do it might become more popular.

That's not fair - it's called Puerto Escondido which means Hidden Port in Spanish.

A great web site about the town and surrounding area is www.tomzap.com/escondio.html

If you want to go and have questions you can email me but you can also email Gina the information Godess in Puerto E (GinaInPuerto@Yahoo.com) . She's great and is a handy person to know if you want to explore.

But getting back to Eco Travel. Is Eco Traveling telling the hotel staff that they do not have to wash your sheets every day, thus reducing your carbon foot print? Hotels are now offering this "service", which is more a lack of service ie cost reduction. (Maybe they could try solar water heaters and solar electric PV to offset all the energy it takes to wash sheets every day?)

Is Eco Traveling drinking local Organic Vodka Martini's after having bought a local bamboo T Shirt from the "indigenous" gift shop run by single mother artists from the local culture that were not displaced when the European eco hotel chain bought the waterfront land you are currently staying on? Is Eco Traveling escaping life or running right into the arms of it? Is it forgetting about the daily life you are in or reminding yourself what that is and how to make every day a green vacation?

Well, heck, I don't know all the answers! I'm just here to tell you what cool eco friendly green travel ideas I'm finding out about. Mostly what I want to do is tell you about inspiring places I've been or heard about and/or people I've met or want to meet because they inspire me. Eco Travel is all about traveling with a conscience and looking for inspiration. Maybe it's getting away and "being here" all at the same time.

When it comes to conscience and inspiration you need to know about a place in Taos New Mexico called Worlds Nest.. I originally found out about it from a man named Gene Johnson aka HYDROGENE who is a Hydrogen advocate and was on Governor Schwartzenegger Hydrogen Energy Task Force.

Check out HYROGENE's web sites:

http://www.h2nation.com/past_issue.htm

http://www.h2ohydrogene.com

World's Nest is a fantastical experiment in living sustainably and 100% off the grid. They grow their own food using water from a gray water waste system. They use a combination of solar hot water, solar PV, passive solar and wind to completely power the space age complex. They have their own Hydrogen source (from solar-hydrogen system) and a hydrogen fueling station. They even have a Hydrogen Hummer! You gotta love it!

Billed as a "sustainable energy demonstration showcase", Worldsnest is the sister project to a nearby place called Angels Nest and was built by Robert Plarr and Victoria Peters. It addition to the wind and solar power and renewable hydrogen fueling station, it also has integrated greenhouses and a gray water recycling system. (Can I say again it It is 100% self sustaining and off the grid?)

If you go to WorldsNest make sure you take some of their ideas home with you and see how you can integrate some of this kind of sustainable living into your current footprint. We are not all going to be able to go off the grid like that so easily, but staying a few days at Worldsnest will show you truly that the future is now and the best way to eco travel and live green is not just by thinking about it while listening to a Moody Blues song but to get out there and see real people really doing it and just make it happen.

Accommodations: There are three rooms in the sprawling complex that are rented out per night at a rate of $399.000 The price might seem a bit steep but it includes a guided tour of the sustainable systems and considering what they have accomplished I would say going there was well worth a whole day of looking at how they pulled it off, especially since it includes a night's stay as well as.

Conferences and lectures in the green world can easily cost you $399 per day and that is to hear lectures in hotel ball rooms or speeches in exhibit halls. To stay comfortably in the desert of New Mexico at a posh luxurious space pad and learn how it all works sounds like a bargain to me. One suite even has a separate bunk room and accommodates up to 4 people.

Contact:

Russ - Nightly Sustainable Rentals 505-613-4169

www.Worldsnest.com

Tra La La La

All the Bottles, Plastics and Cans used in New York City Office Buildings Are Thrown Into A Landfill.

How many of you New York Office workers know that and want to do something about it?

I was recently called by a company I consult for to see if I could speak with a man who called them for some info about how to green an office. The man worked for a California based company who had an office in New York. They wanted to know how to get a certified green office in NYC.

I told them that there that there were no official local, New York based groups or municipalities that could certify an office green, like there are in California where the company was based. In California, for instance there are groups like the Bay Area Green Business Program that helps businesses go green and is part of the local government.

I told this company that there is the USGBC's LEED for commercial interiors program that could certify they have a green commercial interior but that would most likely take some serious renovations and significant changes to the physical part of their office and they were hesitant to do that because they were thinking of moving to larger offices in the near future. That was something they would definitely be interested in the next move.

Meanwhile, they really did want to be green and were looking at the whole picture - how the employees used the office, the lighting, electric use, paper use, computers, use of products with recycled content, and very importantly, what to do with their recycling. It seems their refuse cater did not require them to recycle and in fact did not want the garbage sorted into waste and recycles.

At first I was surprised because, mistakenly, it was my understanding that, pursuant to NYC's local law 87, recycling was required in NYC since 1992. I remembered that at one point part of the recycling program shut down because of budget crisis. But then it started again.

Little did I realize that recycling, except for paper, was never required in office buildings or offices without their own food service operations. It is only required in residential buildings or in commercial offices located within residential buildings.

All the recyclable materials (except paper) from office buildings in NYC are thrown into the garbage and never recycled.

I found this out when I called the NYC office of Samantha MacBride, Deputy Director, Recycling, Bureau of Waste Prevention, Reuse and Recycling, New York City Department of Sanitation. When I fist called I left a message and a short while later a man, who just identified himself as a colleague of Ms MacBride, asked me the nature of my call.

I told him I was a writer and green consultant and I was researching a story idea about recycling requirements in NYC and I was a bit confused because I thought (mistakenly) that after reading the NYC Government web site about recycling that recycling was mandatory in New York City, including in office buildings pursuant to local law 87. I mentioned the inspiration of my call was a NYC office that was concerned about their recycling, or lack thereof.

The man on the phone said "No - it does say on the city web site that only paper is required to be recycled in office buildings in New York." Incredulous, I asked if that means all the bottles and cans and plastics end up in a landfill he said "That is correct"

He told me "This is an insignificant amount of materials and it was less than 1% of the overall waste." Silently I found the words insignificant amount of materials problematic and I wondered how all that potentially recyclable garbage from all those offices, in all those office buildings - how all those many millions of people in those millions and millions of square feet of space in NYC could be generating only an insignificant amount of materials. And I wondered where the "less than 1% of waste" figure came from. Think of all those people who stop on the way to work and bring breakfast, who order food and drinks during lunch and at night when they are still working.

This man also told me that if the garbage was recycled in all off those office buildings the truck traffic associated with the recycling would be far more hard on the city." as it would cause traffic jams and increase congestion. Silently I wondered how this would be since the same garbage was now taken out by trucks already and just not separated by categories of waste and different recyclables.

On an optimistic note he did say that there were plans to put recycling bins for office workers in public places so that all that garbage from all those office buildings could be separated and recycled appropriately. When he said this I wondered how effective that would be as it would make much more sense to just have the recyclables separated in the offices and disposed of by each building that has all those offices. Basically what he was saying was that all those items brought into the office building need to be brought back out and put in public waste receptacles on the street. That just does not make sense. I asked when this might happen and he said "It is all dependent on funding"

So I asked this unidentified man who returned my call if I could get his name and number in case I needed more info and he said he was Robert Lange, The Director, of Recycling, Bureau of Waste Prevention, Reuse and Recycling New York City Department of Sanitation. He never once asked who I might write for and did not seem concerned one way or the other.

Do any NYC landlords want to talk about this problem? Can't the owners and managers of the commercial buildings in NYC take the lead and start addressing this serious issue?

I hate to think that all those cans and bottles and reusable plastic take away items are just going into a land fill because all that garbage is slipping through the cracks.

Do the citizens of NYC really want to be sending all that garbage out there just to be buried in a land fill?

What kind of message does that send to the rest of the world?

Aren't we a better city than that?