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Plastic Flowers Found to be More Real Than Real Flowers


Scientists on the Green Washing Committee at the Plastic Fantastic Council of America (PFCA) recently discovered that plastic flowers are more real than those grown in greenhouses organically.

The report called for more Asian plastic flower imports and the banning of natural flowers coming into the country from South and Central America, flowers that are reportedly laden with harmful pesticides and cocaine dust.

The PFCA did also say in a separate press release that they are working with Community Supported Agricultural Farms across America to encourage local flower growing, as long as the farmers given support package the flowers in a new bio plastic they are developing made out of recycled plastic flowers and a mixture of bio oils coming from fast food restaurants at the local mall.